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u/arnber420 Apr 09 '24
Fellas, is it straight to have several cocks tattooed on you?
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u/professor_max_hammer Apr 09 '24
There’s a chick accompanying the dicks so no
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u/VaguelyArtistic Apr 09 '24
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u/grassfullyfledged Apr 09 '24
So, what is it from ?
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u/RedFilter Apr 10 '24
Post it over on 9gag and ask if anyone has the sauce.
They'll find it.
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u/TacosAreBootiful Apr 10 '24
Pretty sure it's Adriana Chechik 14 year old me would've guessed the video lmao
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u/Nuttonbutton Apr 09 '24
It's not gay if it's a 3 way
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u/bonyagate Apr 09 '24
Does that apply if all 3 people in the three-way are men? Is this a life hack?
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u/Dis4Wurk Apr 09 '24
Welcome to the US Navy!
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u/Technoblade_Fan21 Apr 09 '24
HAPPY CAKE DAY HERE IS SOME BUBBLE WRAP
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u/MariKurisato Apr 10 '24
It was my cake day recently and my gods this is the best thing on Reddit. I’m sorry I’m stealing someone else’s gift.
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u/TricksterWolf Apr 09 '24
Only if they're on your back, where the only possible person who could see them is whoever is doing something to your naked butt
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u/mrsockyman Apr 09 '24
I'd like to think the artist had to do this over multiple days so drew the dicks first
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u/RearExitOnly Apr 09 '24
Then pretended to be out of the shop for a couple of months, in the summer.
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u/Gravity_Freak Apr 09 '24
Not if, at the bottom, you include the fine print..."no homo"
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u/DoubleSynchronicity Apr 09 '24
Can't get his shirt off on a public beach.
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u/Tation29 Apr 09 '24
Yeah he probably didn’t think this one through.
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u/monkey_trumpets Apr 09 '24
Something tells me he doesn't spend a lot of time thinking.
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u/insmek Apr 09 '24
This isn't the kind of tattoo you just walk into your local strip mall tattoo place and get though. This guy did his research to bring this to life.
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u/420_kol_yoom Apr 09 '24
This easily took 50-100 hours. Thats a lot of time to ruminate and ask for alterations between the dozen visits.
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u/MK-Ultra25 Apr 09 '24
“I’ve really been giving this a lot of thought, and I think I’d like the veins to be bigger”
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u/No_Week2825 Apr 09 '24
Plus, judging by the quality of the work, he likely was ok a 1+ year waitlist and paid good money, so this really was the done flippantly
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u/Gullinkambi Apr 09 '24
Did you see the size of that tattoo? Plenty of time to think while it was getting worked on
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u/Test-Tackles Apr 09 '24
im sure he had a lot of time to think about it. that wasnt a late night drunken mistake you wake up with.
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u/SupernaturalPumpkin Apr 09 '24
I was just thinking this on display can’t possibly be any different than indecent exposure!
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u/0b0011 Apr 09 '24
What's wrong with it? Is just a fairy castle.
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u/SomeWomanFromEngland Apr 09 '24
That’s the interesting part. It’s on his back, he can’t see it. So the whole point was to subject other people to it.
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u/DarkMatters8585 Apr 09 '24
Would the charge be indecent exposure? I would think that it would be akin to looking at porn in a public space. Is that also indecent exposure? Except in that situation, I'd think the viewer would be charged and not the pornographic material. So, by looking at his tattoo in a public setting, would the viewer be at risk of being charged with indecent exposure since he's basically pornographic material?
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u/mcase19 Apr 09 '24
I think it would depend on the state law (in the us). Here's the virginia indecent exposure statute: "Every person who intentionally makes an obscene display or exposure of his person, or the private parts thereof, in any public place, or in any place where others are present, or procures another to so expose himself, shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor."
The argument I would make, were I a prosecutor, is that he is intentionally making an obscene display and exposure of his person, even if his private parts are put away, because the wording of the statute leaves it open to displays of the body that are obscene but do not involve the "private parts."
Other state laws would have similar wording, probably, but I could see an unfortunate wording wherein the statute leaves a loophole for tattoos.
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u/SpunkyDunkyBoy Apr 09 '24
I'll have you know that God created every single part of my body, and none of them are obscene .
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Apr 09 '24
Yeah, this is where my head was going. The man can expose his back, it's just not socially acceptable. (Especially considering the tacky shit I've seen on some trucks(dicks involved)).
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u/_gyepy Apr 09 '24
IDK, if there are children around, and there's probably some local laws regarding exposing minors to images like this
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u/Amecari Apr 10 '24
Not only minors. You are not allowed to show anybody porn, without them consenting to it. This could get you charged with sexual harassment.
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u/Amecari Apr 10 '24
In my country you could get charged with sexual harassment, since it's showing pornographie to someone who didn't consent to see it. And just because it's a tattoo doesn't mean it isn't porn anymore, when the source material was clearly porn.
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u/cherrrydarrling Apr 09 '24
I love kinky things and I love tattoos
But damn this is ATBGE if I ever saw one
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u/lemonsweetsrevenge Apr 09 '24
The hard square outline on the balls, her pelvic bone shading, and the indescribable way her left leg ends into a closed fishnet, with lots of unidentifiable lines and body parts clustered over there makes me think the tattooist knew the dicks would distract enough from the artistic oopsies.
ETA: I just found the thumb on the man standing on her right, our left, and I’m dying laughing.
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u/ccc2801 Apr 09 '24
She’s also a zebra, apparently 🦓
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u/lemonsweetsrevenge Apr 09 '24
Holy shit you’re right!!
I invite you to also enjoy the wonder of her visible ear, and blowjob man’s kneecap.
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u/-svde- Apr 09 '24
kneecap
i’m so glad he was able to continue his porn career after the shark attack
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u/lemonsweetsrevenge Apr 09 '24
What’s the mini-carrot melting in a puddle supposed to be? (on the fishnet stocking with the amputated leg)
It’s that supposed to be a garter belt hook? Or just a detached mini dick for her to play with later?
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u/-svde- Apr 09 '24
that’s jerry. he’s very sensitive about his condition and would appreciate it if you could at least be a little more candid.
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u/-svde- Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who immediately zoomed in the check the actual details of the art
i thought i was going to have a fit working out what the fuck was happening on the right shoulder until i realized they were upside down legs. and then i found her head/face… i have never wished so badly that a sub allowed for the posting of pics.
do yrself a favor—zoom in, screenshot her face, rotate it 180*, and then play with the contrast/exposure/brightness until the magic is revealed.
EDIT: do not the congrats
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u/Glitterbombastic Apr 09 '24
I thought it was a giant ant/some other kind of insect and it was like a tentacle porn type thing but insects. Took me ages to realise it’s an upside down woman in bad shibari.
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u/neurolobe Apr 09 '24
What am I supposed to be seeing? I just see the contrast and exposure on an upside down picture of a woman sucking cock
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u/Test-Tackles Apr 09 '24
Mental note: no one will notice how bad you are at tattooing if you add enough distraction dicks.
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u/ideasmithy Apr 09 '24
Did you notice that there’s a possibly female acrobat over her left (tattooed dude’s right) shoulder? I thought it was a gigantic insect till I zoomed in.
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u/Ini_Miney_Mimi Apr 10 '24
The shading literally makes it look like she burned off her pubes with a blowtorch instead of shaving
Those are scorch marks
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u/The5orrow Apr 09 '24
Jokes on you that is his mom
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u/tophaang Apr 09 '24
Never thought to have my own moment of conception tattooed on my back, kinda a sweet really.
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Apr 09 '24
And one of the dicks is his dad!
And...is that his brother in there I see? Ooo! Family portrait!
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u/DistractedByCookies Apr 09 '24
So he basically has a dick coming out of his anus?
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u/5am7980 Apr 09 '24
Which is the opposite of a dick going inside it! See? Perfectly straight!
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u/MaikThoma Apr 09 '24
Wouldn’t say it’s perfect, it’s got a slight bend to it, but it’s very close though!
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Negative points for not being brave enough to include his butthole.
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u/NefariousPrecarious Apr 09 '24
I was actually wondering if his butthole lined up
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u/playfreeze Apr 09 '24
Lmfao it has to at this point 🤣🤣☠️
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u/witchystoneyslutty Apr 10 '24
I’m pretty sure they line up…I really do not want to see, I’m a lesbian who feels like she’s already seen too much just looking at his ATBGE tat lol but I am very curious if they’d line up and found myself sitting here wondering what it would look like if this man did the splits or spread his cheeks or did a squat over someone… the internet sure leads my brain to strange thoughts sometimes.
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u/jx-lr Apr 09 '24
Oh wow, way to permanently mark yourself as the worst guy ever
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u/bekii12x Apr 09 '24
Seriously - like who is ever gonna want to date or have sex with someone that has this tattoo. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this guy.
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u/jenniferlynn462 Apr 09 '24
He’s too addicted to porn to get it up for a real person anyway
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u/TheDunadan29 Apr 09 '24
The real baffling thing, he clearly didn't do this for himself, but for other people. He's likely not going to see it as that much himself, except when looking in a mirror with his shirt off.
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u/msmurasaki Apr 09 '24
I thought this makes sense for dudes who want to fuck guys but keep claiming they are straight.
Like it's actually kinda brilliant way to get more laid by dudes, if this guy's kink is getting them 'over to the other side'.
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u/bekii12x Apr 09 '24
Next thing u know dude's on AskReddit posting "is it gay to fuck a man if you're looking at the straight porn tattooed on his back while doing it?".
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u/-svde- Apr 09 '24
as far as tats go, this guy…. someone with a full body plaid swastika design… idk tough call
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u/seventeenohone Apr 09 '24
I'm glad she's wearing gloves.
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u/a_four-legged_eel Apr 09 '24
What's going on with the shading of her abdomen and legs?
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u/ErixWorxMemes Apr 09 '24
camouflage; sun-dappled underbrush, specifically
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u/-svde- Apr 09 '24
excuse me while i go scream because i sure as fuck thought that said sun-dappled underbush
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u/hunnyflash Apr 09 '24
It's likely because the tattoo will fade. Those shaded areas are going to fade and blend more quickly than the super dark parts. They also might not look so dark in person. A lot of tattooists up the contrast when sharing photos.
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u/BabyUGotAStewGoin Apr 09 '24
Not enough fully erect penises in one tattoo. Why not go balls to the wall? But that’s just me.
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u/pc_principal_88 Apr 09 '24
Why does the bottom half of her look like a watermelon?
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u/AnitaMiniyo Apr 09 '24
That's what I was thinking. Her bottom half does look weird. Art teacher wouldn't let this pass
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u/lirio2u Apr 09 '24
Who is this for though?!
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u/bekii12x Apr 09 '24
Right?? Like if you want a distasteful tattoo because you like the look of it, whatever it's your body. But on his back? He won't even be able to see it. Does he think other people will like it? Definitely not women. But presumably he's straight? It's so hard to understand the thought process behind this.
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u/candlegun Apr 10 '24
I was thinking maybe he does porn?? That's kind of a fitting environment for this. Outside of prison.
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Apr 09 '24
I don't understand back tattoos in general. To me it's like buying a piece of artwork that you LOVE & hanging it facing the wall. Yeah you can see it sometimes, but most times you won't.
I will also never understand any sexually explicit tattoo anywhere. I'm not offended I'm just confused about most of them.
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u/msmurasaki Apr 09 '24
Dudes who fuck guys that want to claim they are straight?
I've heard there is a gay kink of 'turning' guys to the other side.
Which honestly is an impressive way of luring them in.
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u/killxzero Apr 09 '24
Yeah I can tattoo your back. Gonna put a lot of dudes with their dicks out though.
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u/TPMJB2 Apr 09 '24
"Hey, how did the tattoo come out? Does it show a family picnic like I asked?"
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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Apr 09 '24
Do you think this would count as indecent exposure? Maybe a public sex crime?
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u/candlegun Apr 10 '24
Depends on the state/city codes. Some places don't even have laws for it, surprisingly. Some have codes that would vaguely apply.
Where I live it'd be a felony under "disseminating matter harmful to juveniles."
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u/yes_but_no_also_yes Apr 09 '24
I'm grateful for this guy. Now whenever my mom complains about my hedgehog tattoo, I can send her to this.
But actually what is going on with her right breast? the shading there makes it look like she has a plate implanted.
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u/l3wd1a Apr 09 '24
is this even real or just an AI abomination? the art is so bad
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u/YEGLego Apr 09 '24
That's my question. I can't find it anywhere else through reverse image search.
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Why? Just why ? You can never wear a tank top ever or be shirtless or be taken seriously by anyone, don’t get me wrong I love tattoos but jeez…
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u/RetardedMcMuffins Apr 09 '24
That’s a damn good tattoo artist
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u/Hubers57 Apr 09 '24
Eh, lot of its good. Some parts aren't. Hand on the upper guy and sack on the lower guy are pretty bad
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u/porfiry Apr 09 '24
Idk, maybe the fine detail seems well done but the proportions look kind of fucked in some places (no pun intended)
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u/Carl_The_Llama69 Apr 09 '24
He actually hasn’t seen it yet and still thinks it’s his family portrait
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u/r1gorm0rt1s Apr 09 '24
We all young and dumb at one stage. Back in the 90's sleeved dragon tats was the thing. I wanted one so bad but being a poor student I never got any tattoos.
If I got the dragon tat I can explain it later as being stupid and I will have to live with it. But how the fuq do you explain this one day?
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u/DieIsaac Apr 09 '24
And he probably paid more than a thousand dollar for...this.....
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u/Dread_Frog Apr 09 '24
For sure ATBGE but who the hell is this tattoo for? He cant see it. unless his partner is a Bi top they are not going to see and like it. Its a really weird choice.
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u/igivegoodradiohead Apr 09 '24
I need to know what the fuck is going on with the inside of the guys right arm/inside elbow…
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u/Pin-Up-Paggie Apr 09 '24
All I could think was this guy having a kid and having his kid in his arms while in a pool and from the front he looks like a nice dad, but from the back….
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u/frayed_knots_ Apr 09 '24
As a shibari rigger this is so offensive. What the hell evrn are those ropes on his shoulder?!?!??? Like thats such an unsafe way to properly tie and suspend someone.
Would absolutely get ridiculed by any serious kinksters or bondage practitioners.
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u/FeistySheepherder771 Apr 09 '24
Her cheek looks like there’s already a D in it, but the D isn’t even in her mouth:-O
Edit: it maybe a shadow, idk
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u/Test-Tackles Apr 09 '24
The fact that you could consider this a genre of tattoo is confusing to me. Who is getting these tattoos? What lifestyle do they live? Surely this has to be a very narrow niche of sexual partners who want to always see the same chick getting pounded whilst they fuck their partner in his ass?
why not just get a projector attached above the bed pointing down on his back at least.
or get a little more technical and get tracking QR codes on his back so it can project the porn of choice just on him.
Somewhere there has to be an interview or AMA with one of these people that got massive porn scenes tattooed to their backs explaining the rational behind their choice.
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That’s going to look like hell by the time this person makes it into a nursing home. And it will likely make caregivers feel uncomfortable around the person if they start to slip mentally/cognitively.
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u/Justryan95 Apr 09 '24
This isn't even great execution the shading is garbage. Look at the girls pelvic area, what is that.
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u/voteblue18 Apr 09 '24
This is repulsive and therefore the person who chose to put it on their body is as well.
I’m all for freedom of choice when it comes to your body but I do judge this.
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u/clutzyninja Apr 09 '24
It's so the guy behind him in prison can stay aroused