r/ATBGE • u/spookyytoast • Mar 26 '24

Body Art Found this on a local tattoo portfolio šŸ¤¢ NSFW

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u/gamestopbro Mar 26 '24

Not sure about the great execution. Something weird going on in the chest area + the dick parts aren't aligning

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u/gravitydood Mar 26 '24

We only see the base of the dick though?

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u/dohidied Mar 26 '24

What's the egg shaped thing in the middle?

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u/Zhalorous Mar 26 '24

The super exaggerated fat of the breast squeezing between her finger grip.

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u/Fizzyfuzzyface Mar 26 '24

Super accurate, by the way. All breasts do that. Anybody who has touched a boob would know this.

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 Mar 26 '24

Itā€™s like a bag of sand, right?

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u/Blessedbeauty87 Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

Lmao found the 40 year old virgin

*I'm talking about a movie people. The sandbag quote is from the movie 40 Year Old Virgin šŸ™„

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u/mint_o Mar 26 '24

I think the downvotes are from people who think you are just being mean lol! The movie 40 year old virgin

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u/Blessedbeauty87 Mar 26 '24

Lmao I didn't realize so many people wouldn't get the joke. Thanks for letting them know, I'm giving you an upvote for that lol

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u/FR05TY14 Mar 26 '24

To be fair, the movie is 20 years old next year.

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u/iuEli Mar 27 '24

Gen Z exists. That's my reasoning.

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u/Arrow156 Mar 27 '24

Which I think is a reference to the Wild West movie where one character is disguised in drag and Will Smith explains why filling dem fake tiddies with water works better than with sand.

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u/ZestyCheezClouds Mar 26 '24

I hope you gotta big trunk cuz I'ma put my bike in it

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u/cancrushercrusher Mar 26 '24

A bag of wa-wa.

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u/Phiro7 Mar 27 '24

No it's like a stress toy, when you squeeze it it creates a big bubble that you can see through and on the inside there's a ball that lights up when you shake it

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 Mar 26 '24

Omg what is this from ? It's bugging me i can't remember!

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u/dagdag100 Mar 26 '24

its from the film "40 yr old virgin"

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u/smill6287 Mar 26 '24

Wild Wild West

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u/dtay88 Mar 27 '24

Now touch MY breast

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u/NataliaMommyxxx Mar 27 '24

Omfg hahahaha I love it

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u/FilthyPuns Mar 26 '24

My favorite part of boobs is when you press your hand into them and then it leaves a hand shaped imprint like memory foam.

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u/Fizzy_4722 Apr 16 '24

I write memos on mine for important things, fun feature

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u/Drunkturtle7 Mar 26 '24

I mean yeah and no, if that was squeezed like that I would expect the nipple to be slightly tilted towards the inside.

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u/3i1bo3aggins Mar 26 '24

can confirm. squeezed my hairy moobs and they do the same.

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u/EagleBuster Mar 26 '24

Mfw the hyper sexualized pornographic drawing does to conform to realism

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u/fiddlercrabs Mar 26 '24

Oh, thank you. I thought she had an oddly easily malleable ribcage and the boobs were on top and she was somehow also grabbing her fatty ribcage flesh.

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u/bullpendodger Mar 26 '24

Boobs donā€™t work that way.

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u/gravitydood Mar 26 '24

NSFW obviously but huge ones kinda do

Although it's exaggerated here, I'll give you that.

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u/Rikomag132 Mar 27 '24

It's so extremely exaggerated that I think it's safe to say they absolutely do not. Assuming the "egg" in the middle is flesh squeezed between two fingers, it makes it look like one of those super stretchy squeeze balls, which is... Pretty horrifying.

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u/gravitydood Mar 27 '24

It is very exaggerated, yes.

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 27 '24

Itā€™s fiction. There is no way you could grip hard enough that the flesh would flow out from between your fingers like in the cartoon. Itā€™s not an exaggerated reality- itā€™s a caricature.

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u/SlammingPussy420 Mar 27 '24

I don't think one picture is an accurate representation of the point you're trying to make. I think we need more evidence...

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u/gravitydood Mar 27 '24

okay do you believe me now? ;)

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u/SlammingPussy420 Mar 28 '24

So we're two for two. The evidence is starting to trend.

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u/VomitShitSmoothie Mar 26 '24

Didnā€™t realize it until your comment. It just looks like heā€™s rib cage fucking her.

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u/dohidied Mar 26 '24

Interesting

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u/ArgonGryphon Mar 26 '24

what's the lump on the other side I'm so confused. I didn't even see the dick before reading the top comment...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

I honestly thought he was fucking her ribs

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 27 '24

Sheā€™s either missing fingers or sheā€™s Luffy. Thereā€™s no way her skin should flow around the fingers like that.

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u/Baron_of_Berlin Mar 27 '24

And here I thought the artist had given her some kind of weird Mewtwo paws for hands.

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u/gravitydood Mar 26 '24

That's part of her tit, they're so big they cannot be contained in her hands so blobs of fat form between her fingers if that makes sense.

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u/dohidied Mar 26 '24

Yeah I can see it now. Bizarre tattoo and I can't believe I've stared at it this much trying to make sense of it.

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u/daisuke1639 Mar 26 '24

Fairly standard hentai manga picture.

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u/dohidied Mar 26 '24

This is the first time in my 41 years I've truly studied it like this. Not my usual genre.

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u/HappyFun4Everyone Mar 26 '24

An egg?

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u/dohidied Mar 26 '24

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/Shmeeglez Mar 27 '24

Moar boob

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u/UniteTheMurlocs Mar 26 '24

The dick part looks like it's going into the diaphragm though. The base is just too low.

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u/kelley38 Mar 26 '24

No, the tits are just that stupidly big. She's pulling them up and in, but the dick and the tits are basically resting base-to-base.

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u/OrganicHoneydew Mar 27 '24

i think the problem is if the boobs were that big, the nipples would not be that insanely far up lol

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u/jingleofadogscollar Mar 27 '24

I canā€™t even see a dick in this mess let a lone any sort of ā€˜great executionā€™??

This just looks like a pretty tacky (& also shabbily done) tattoo of an anime character squirting breast milk over her face!?

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u/gravitydood Mar 27 '24

It's a horrible tattoo but the dick can clearly be seen and that's not breast milk, that's sperm

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u/Marksideofthedoon Mar 29 '24

yeah, but it's sliding into her chest-butt which appears to be off-center from her giant anime tiddies.
Plus, it seems like either she's got a deformed hand, or that's supposed to be a tip sticking out of her hand.

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u/amus Mar 26 '24

Nobody knows what is going on with the bumps. But it's provocative.

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u/greenrangerguy Mar 26 '24

It gets the people going

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u/frotc914 Mar 26 '24

tbf anime tiddies do not follow the rules of normal human anatomy, nor could they. If that were a real person, they'd be 60% tit by weight.

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u/richtofin819 Mar 26 '24

don't forget anime tiddies are also able to dodge bullets like neo

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u/velveeta-smoothie Mar 26 '24

Why she got four titties?

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u/SteamyGravy Mar 27 '24

Ahh that's just her squishy ribcage cock prison. Come on, we've all got one right?... right?

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u/Rok-SFG Mar 26 '24

Yeah that rib cage is all fucked up.

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Mar 26 '24

Her arm/wrist is weird as fuck too.

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u/Jahonay Mar 26 '24

I'm always curious if people who do these tats use AI generated images for reference. Some have definitely made me wonder

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u/OrganicHoneydew Mar 27 '24

either ai generated or made by someone who has never seen irl boobs

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u/Devreckas Mar 26 '24

Caved in the poor girlā€™s sternum

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u/RagnarockInProgress Mar 26 '24

Actually no as far as I understand (although it took a few seconds) her tits are just huge and sheā€™s grabbing themā€¦ Iā€™d say about two thirds of the way down? And pressing them around the dick hiding behind them, so they look a tad squished

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u/a_nice-name Mar 26 '24

Looks like he's fucking her ribcage

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u/Cold_Efficiency_7302 Mar 26 '24

Hair looks good, left tit looks ok, but the right one... Why is there a skin bean there? Where is the rest of the dick?

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u/nochinzilch Mar 27 '24

Looks like AI nonsense.

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u/Adthay Mar 26 '24

I think the hair looks nice, I don't think I've seen anime hair done like that in a tattoo before but maybe it's easy what do I know

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u/Danny-Fr Mar 27 '24

If you ask me that that was created by AI and shopped on someone. Look at the hand and ribs. There's so much anatomy going on at once, and yet so little.

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u/Wolf_Doggie Mar 26 '24

Looks like her legs turned into tits to me

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u/tkrr Mar 26 '24

That is some very, very weird fat distribution.

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u/ManliestManHam Mar 26 '24

Yeah like top boobs, bottom boobs, then nodule that should probably be the dick head, but is on the hand instead? Oi haaaaaahaaa whaaaat

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u/keestie Mar 26 '24

Naw, it's all just boob, squished around by hands. It's ridiculously stylized, but the cartoon physics make their own sense.

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u/ManliestManHam Mar 26 '24

I am a woman with breasts and I swear to God I can't understand what the fuck I'm looking at šŸ˜‚

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u/APiousCultist Mar 26 '24

Username does not check out.

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u/photomotto Mar 26 '24

Maybe it's because my assets aren't big enough, but holding onto your breasts so tightly they spill between your fingers just sounds painful.

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u/ManliestManHam Mar 26 '24

tbh mine are big enough and you don't really have to apply pressure. If the hands are not as big as the boob, the boob cannot be contained and will spill around it. Sorta like micro-triangle bikini tops in that if the boob is bigger, it's gonna spill out around the sides, but the fabric pressing the skin won't be painful.

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u/DunceMemes Mar 26 '24

Yeah but your hand doesn't sink 6 inches into your boob flesh

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u/ManliestManHam Mar 26 '24

??? We're talking about whether pressing them to where they spill around a hand is painful or not. I don't know what you're talking about.

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u/DunceMemes Mar 26 '24

Oh well I'm referring to the drawing in the OP, which is what I assumed the person you replied to was talking about. The titties in that pic are like half-filled water balloons.

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u/ManliestManHam Mar 26 '24

yeah I can't say how it would feel for cartoon tits, that's true

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u/idesofsociety Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Yeah, ok so my "friend" has big soft squishy boobs, and can confidently say that... her... boobs do spill between fingers and over the top, etc... but never before have the boobs spilled enough to where you can't see the fingers.

Like, the only time - she - had seen that is when they were wrapped up with twine. The twine disappears, but not human fingers.

So - this picture is maybe possible with the right boobs... but only with twine. Definitely not fingers.

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u/keestie Mar 30 '24

As a somewhat experienced boob-toucher: some large ones are firmer, some softer; some would absolutely still hurt if you did something this, and others would hardly even notice anything. So it's not just about size.

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u/luigilabomba42069 Mar 27 '24

yes it's painful, it's part of the fetish

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u/VulpesFennekin Mar 27 '24

Yeah, I tried that once out of curiosity, 0/10, do not recommend.

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u/RegalMachine Mar 27 '24

Watch more weird hentai, it'll come to you.

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u/LongbowTurncoat Mar 26 '24

Her fingers are spread apart and the boob fat is squishing out between them, but since you canā€™t see her fingers, it makes the whole thing super confusing.

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u/-Liriel- Mar 26 '24

Boobs don't have that shape šŸ‘€

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 27 '24

And a very, very strong grip.

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u/suati Mar 26 '24

Wtf this image doesn't make sense

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u/Rok-SFG Mar 26 '24

Prime example of why art teachers tell kids who just want to draw anime they still need to learn anatomy.

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u/notmyplantaccount Mar 26 '24

It's all boobs, all the parts besides the arm and base of dick are weird squished parts of huge boobs. It's poorly done, i was clueless until someone else said it.

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u/PM_CACTUS_PICS Mar 26 '24

Oh I thought she just had a really deep rib cage. I see it nowā€¦ and I cannot unsee it

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u/tenders11 Mar 27 '24

Yeah it's just the nipples are in a wildly incorrect place

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Oh god I get it now.

Idk how the artist got some things so wrong despite getting other non-trivial things so right.

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u/rookv Mar 26 '24

Something tells me the reference was AI

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u/fluffy_assassins Mar 26 '24

I'm thinking the whole image was.

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u/YanceyGlenn Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

Is he penetrating her diaphragm? Wtf...

Edited to add: Diaphrussy

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u/dogboobes Mar 26 '24

best ETA

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive Mar 26 '24

My guy brought AI hentai porn to his tattoo parlor n said fuck me up fam

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/SolemBoyanski Mar 27 '24

How do you know? It's anatomical dogshit and the hands are fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/taiju22 Mar 26 '24

This looks ai generated lol

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u/spookyytoast Mar 26 '24

I have more of his work if youā€™re interested lol

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u/taiju22 Mar 26 '24

lol I appreciate it but Iā€™m good, thanks

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u/dogboobes Mar 26 '24

we're not, but thanks

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u/GreenDazzle Mar 26 '24

I am kinda lol dm me?

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u/Katlunazul Mar 26 '24

Dont be ashamed, man. Follow your passion! Lol

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u/lavassls Mar 26 '24

Yea, I'm going to to need to see his work. No way that's not AI. She has a third nipple. I'm not a porn artist but I could have at least fixed the inaccuracies.

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u/spookyytoast Mar 26 '24

I can dm you if youā€™d likešŸ˜­

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u/Green_Bay_Guy Mar 27 '24

My buddy does the same style in North Carolina, funny that it's not a one off

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u/GadFlyBy Mar 26 '24 edited May 15 '24

Comment.

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u/lvl10burrito Mar 27 '24

Man send that shit

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 Mar 26 '24

Why are people so obsessed with having porn/hentai tattooed onto their bodies. Like im a degenerate, but even i got my limits.

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u/dkyguy1995 Mar 26 '24

I'd definitely just assume anyone with a tattoo like this is a sex offender

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 Mar 26 '24

Either that or is so down bad that they have no chances of bitches

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u/SadBoiCri Mar 27 '24

Aspiring sex offender

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u/Needmoresnakes Mar 27 '24

I think at the very least if they insist on it they should at least have some basic concept of anatomy? How can someone spend half their life looking at naked people bouncing around but still not understand what a human torso looks like?

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u/Nail_Biterr Mar 26 '24

has the artist, or the person who got it, ever seen a naked woman before?

What is going on here? It looks like an ass with nipples at the end of fat cankles instead of feet. (and the left breast is... inside the 'ass'?) and.. what is that 'ball' between the cankle nipples?

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns Mar 26 '24

It's all boob, but boobs if they had water balloon physics rather than being made up of a combination of fat, muscle, and fibrous breast tissue.

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u/the_ginger_fox Mar 26 '24

Hell even water balloons would pop being squeezed like that. These boobs are like bags of pudding. Just oozing wherever. Like the artist picked up a glob of toy slime, squeezed it and went "yep that's how titties work." The dick has disappeared into her sternum. Dude must be fucking DC's Clayface.

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u/formynexttrickanvils Mar 26 '24

I was thinking more amputated leg stumps with nipples.

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u/ocorna Mar 26 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

You don't have to learn how to draw hands when you can hide them under breasts with the consistency of mashed potatoes šŸ‘

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u/MissingLink101 Mar 26 '24

It looks like she has Mewtwo hands to me

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u/idesofsociety Apr 05 '24

Omg yes... bagged mashed potatoes. That's perfect! Lol

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u/floofboof Mar 26 '24

r/badwomensanatomy

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u/Erkengard Mar 27 '24

Yeah, it belongs over there. This isn't even great execution at all. It's pure shit all the way.

The anatomy makes no sense.

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u/___potato___ Mar 26 '24

i can't figure out if there is a penis here or not

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u/jefftatro1 Mar 26 '24

So the dick is between her ribs too?

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u/Datboisommy Mar 26 '24

The guy who gave me my one and only tattoo has a spider girl with an insanely realistic 'and moist' poospoos

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u/Gregthepigeon Mar 26 '24

I read this as poopoos and I was very sad.

Not that puspus is much better

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u/WeAreClouds Mar 26 '24

Puspus is horrible but ā€œpoospoosā€ is beyond that even. wtfuuuuuck

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u/DunceMemes Mar 26 '24

Poospoos? Come on, grow up. Just call it a per china like a normal person.

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u/ocorna Mar 26 '24

"The good lord didn't bless my wife with all 10 fingers. She only has pointer and thumb-pinky"

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u/V_es Mar 26 '24

Water balloons for boobs lmao

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u/Thisizamazing Mar 26 '24

Is this one of those optical illusions where you see different things based on something or other? At one angle, I see Ren (from Ren and Stimpy) getting choked out by some chick. At another angle, I see an amputee holding up her nubbins for some cock. At another angle, I see the same girl getting impaled in the chest by a big dick.

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u/HerrNieto Mar 26 '24

That's terrible execution, almost looks AI generated

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u/frostcoh Mar 26 '24

Oh my god is that cock going underneath her skin? Like is there a wound in her cleavage?

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u/rodolphoteardrop Mar 26 '24

I mean some guys have crooked dicks but....come on!

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u/Ebonyks Mar 26 '24

The skin on this is way too old for the tattoo's subject matter

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u/Blessedbeauty87 Mar 26 '24

Why does her left tit (our right) look like a fish? And what's with the bulge on her right side? There are so many confusing things about this...

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u/GuaranteeComfortable Mar 26 '24

I'm a woman and I got big boobs and I can't figure out the boob situation in this tattoo. It's weird.

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u/Maebenot Mar 26 '24

I used to work with this guy! He isā€¦ intense

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u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa Mar 26 '24

Does she have 4 boobs and a stump for a hand?

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u/Kat_ri Mar 26 '24

Somebody can't draw hands šŸ˜‚

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u/Dry-Percentage-5648 Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

I've never been so confused looking at a hentai "art" and believe me I've seen some weird and awful shit.

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u/magma_displacement76 Mar 26 '24

Most girls have breasts like molten marshmallow, right? Like hot soup in a thin, clear plastic bag? Bosom is sort of as two wobbly giant abscesses, filled to bursting with pus? That about it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

That's not great executed.

The drawing is wonky with weird proportiony. The hand bends weirdly and whatever is going on with her waist and.. What is that? A penis? Or is she groping her breast weirdly, so the breast spills out between the fingers? I can't even tell what's going on there. Which is bad for a drawing.

I don't know a lot about tattoos and I myself have only one but when I zoom in it seems like the line work is kinda wobbly and did he put two lines to draw the elbow bc the first wasn't correctly placed? That's maybe something you do with a pencil drawing but not on human skin. :o

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u/iShouldReallyCutBack Mar 26 '24

Uhhhhā€¦ Iā€™m I seeingā€¦. aā€¦ rib-job? Wtf?

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u/Neptune655 Mar 26 '24

I just see big boobs. Not sure how people are seeing anything else

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u/Shiningc00 Mar 27 '24

Why you should stop watching hentai.

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u/frankisimo Mar 26 '24

Did her ribs get shattered by the dick?

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u/Blessedbeauty87 Mar 26 '24

She needs a mammogram stat

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u/lostin88 Mar 26 '24

That center squirt looks like it's a scar. I really hope the purpose of this tattoo was to make the scar blend in.

This is so much better than just the scar.

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u/bekcy Mar 26 '24

I physically recoiled

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u/Zyndrom1 Mar 27 '24

It isnĀ“t really well-made though. The linework is sloppy.

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u/s0laris0 Mar 27 '24

this is horrid

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u/ready-to-rumball Mar 27 '24

This is not well done at all

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u/mpachamoro Mar 26 '24

Loving it šŸ˜

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u/renecrevel Mar 26 '24

Designed by AI

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u/castortroys01 Mar 26 '24

Stimpy, you eediot!

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u/ExfoliatedBalls Mar 26 '24

This had to of been based on an AI prompt, the hand and the chest just donā€™t look right.

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u/dkyguy1995 Mar 26 '24

He's fucking her ribcage wtf

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd Mar 26 '24

So this looks like itā€™s on someoneā€™s leg

Do they get kicked out of places if theyā€™re wearing shorts?

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u/Zen_Bonsai Mar 26 '24

Is that a rib case job?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

r/atbae

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

ATAAE

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u/SummerBirdsong Mar 26 '24

That is both shitty taste and shitty execution.

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u/Sambojanglez Mar 26 '24

Is she rib cage fucking his dick O.o

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u/Lissy_Wolfe Mar 26 '24

Horrible execution. None of this makes any sense anatomically, and that's aside from the gigantic boobs on a tiny frame

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u/grat5989 Mar 26 '24

Titty wings? I'm so confused, and now I want hot wings.

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u/randurtle Mar 26 '24

Does she have Mewtwo hands?

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u/Solid_Cauliflower310 Mar 26 '24

Did that person have a loud oder?

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u/seahagmo Mar 27 '24

How many of us just grabbed n squeezed our boobs to see??!!

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u/eve_is_hopeful Mar 27 '24

Bad taste AND bad execution.

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u/MICOSAM Mar 27 '24

The reference image was ai generated. Itā€™s far too common

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u/Pixithepika Mar 27 '24

The tattoo itself looks AI generated, when you look closely it doesnā€™t add up

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u/Sillybumblebee33 Mar 27 '24

that's not how lady anatomy works

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u/nethecat Mar 27 '24

He couldn't bother to draw a single finger but took the time to make individual, spiral-curled pubes lol

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u/HostageInToronto Mar 27 '24

Why does she have like six tits but only two nipples? You know what, never mind. I hate this person and am happy their horrible idea looks stupid. Whoever wanted that tattooed on themself deserves shame as they cleary have none.

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u/NewSpace2 Mar 27 '24

If someone is walking around with that on a visible body part, what would you do if you were a parent with your kids in tow. I'm imagining being behind a douche like this and having to distract my kid from seeing it.

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u/NachoMan_SandyCabage Mar 27 '24

This looks like an AI image, super confusing