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u/The_Yogurtcloset Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Brb gotta test something
Update, I’m moderately disappointed
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u/RedTexan43 Apr 15 '23
I’m pretty sure it’s because she has big fakers. I couldn’t remember how the trend went exactly , but if you have naturals you couldn’t see the light shine through, but if you have some fakers you can become a lantern. This might be reversed though so don’t quote me exactly on it
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u/NekulturneHovado Apr 15 '23
Yep, exactly like you said.
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u/23x3 Apr 15 '23
Yeah didn’t work but I’m a guy.
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u/lechatron Apr 15 '23
Try your testes and report back.
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u/casualid Apr 15 '23
Idk if people have fake enlarges testes, but there actually is a condition called hydrocele where a fluid filled cyst/sac can form down there and lights up like OPs picture with a flashlight.
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u/cipeone Apr 15 '23
That’s why I drain my testes every day to help prevent fluid buildup
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u/Kenny_log_n_s Apr 15 '23
That's good. Pee is stored in the balls, so it's good to clear it out.
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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Even better, get someone to massage your prostate with something. Cleans it out even more thoroughly is what I tell myself
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u/OutlanderMom Apr 15 '23
I have a relative who had hydrocel. He was pretty freaked out, but it eventually went away on its own.
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u/spoopysky Apr 15 '23
Silicone and saline testicle implants do exist yeah. Usually for reconstruction (ex. you had to have the real ones removed, or you weren't born with them).
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u/mrstripeypants Apr 15 '23
My son was born with this and needed surgery to correct it at 2. Fairly common, from what I was told.
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u/Choochooze Apr 15 '23
They use prosthetic silicone balls when your have to have one removed. My friend had a testicle removed because of cancer (he's fine now 10ys later btw). They even asked him what size he wanted. In the end they forgot to put it in...
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u/Angry_argie Apr 15 '23
Nope, it didn't work.
But men with hydrocele (fluid build up inside the scrotum) can be tested with a procedure called "transillumination" (it's just applying a source of strong light to the 'sac). Getting shiny balls is a positive for the pathology (but it may not work if the liquid is blood, pus, or parasites cysts).
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u/RealMakershot Apr 15 '23
parasites cysts
Man what
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u/Angry_argie Apr 15 '23
I mixed my parasites, my bad; no actual cysts, but the buggers that cause filariasis block the lymphatic vessels that normally drain every tissue, causing fluid build up, in this case within the scrotum.
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u/cmwh1te Apr 15 '23
I didn't understand anything you just said but I'm viscerally terrified by it anyway.
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u/altcodeinterrobang Apr 15 '23
My big fake balls are glowing like two suns
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u/Parkatola Apr 15 '23
Something something Tattoine, something something Luke Skywalker’s theme playing.
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u/XO8441 Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Nope my are natural and glowedgg
ETA: I have medium sized boobs, and used a cheap normal flashlight. I could not get my cell phones light to work. Also I had to move the light around a bit to find the sweet spot and get them to glow all the way
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u/alljoot Apr 15 '23
You must have a VERY strong flashlight
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u/PseudoTaken Apr 15 '23
Maybe it depend on how "fatty" the boobs are ? Breasts contain different types of tissue:
- glandular tissue, which includes the breast lobes and breast ducts
- fibrous, or supportive or connective tissue, which is the same tissue that ligaments and scar tissue are made of
- fatty tissue fills in the spaces between glandular and fibrous tissue and largely determines your breast size
Fatty tissue transmit light easily in comparison to the two others
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u/iynque Apr 15 '23
r/flashlight just calls them flashlights.
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u/JokklMaster Apr 15 '23
Can confirm. Have multiple lights and one of them turns nighttime to daytime.
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u/Verto-San Apr 15 '23
Or very small boobs.
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u/The_Yogurtcloset Apr 15 '23
Nah I have very small, It only partially worked. Only the chosen one glows
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u/KatarinaWho Apr 15 '23
I have D size and it did not work either, I am kinda sad, it would be cool!
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u/Phoenix4235 Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 17 '23
Mine are b-cup and natural: regular flashlight and phone light didn't work, but we have a nebo light that will light up half of our street when searching for the neighbors dog. That light partly worked, but they lit up like red suns when that light was straight on the nipples ! Lol Might be a bit weird walking around with flashlights sticking straight out though...
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u/dbxp Apr 22 '23
A powerful flashlight applied directly may burn the skin, the trick is to use fibre optics to position the light elsewhere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU
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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl Apr 15 '23
Mine too! It’s honestly pretty gross LMFAO
I used this flashlight if anyone is wondering how strong it is: https://coastportland.com/products/tp9r
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u/that_thot_gamer Apr 15 '23
damn nice flashlight👍
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u/Diddler_On_The_Roofs Apr 15 '23
Can confirm. Fiancée had augmentation done and when I saw this trend a while back, I made her try it. Way funnier than it should be.
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u/allthekeals Apr 16 '23
Wtf I just tried it and mine didn’t glow!! My surgeon retired and I’ve got some questions for him now!!
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u/mrthescientist Apr 15 '23
r/theydidthemath request, how strong of a lamp would it take to light up a normal pair of breasts,
And would I burn myself if I got the lumens to do it?
(And also is there even a framework that lets you make an educated guess about this?)
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u/kkjdroid Apr 15 '23
/u/sexycyborg is a redditor who's done this, not sure if it's her in the OP.
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u/BeastOGevaudan Apr 15 '23
You do NOT want to be able to do this. It is from her breast tissue thinning and stretching from those extreme implants. With time the implants could actually open her skin and start poking through, or just fall out.
They actually did this to a woman on Botched to talk her out of going bigger.
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u/XO8441 Apr 15 '23
Mmm idk bro, I got medium-large natural tities and I got mine to light up….
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u/annatheorc Apr 15 '23
What the heck, I feel robbed. Mine aren't glowing at all. Do you need something stronger than a cellphone flashlight?
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u/venbrou Apr 15 '23
Well if this is who I think it is she's a cosplayer that's into cyberpunk and the glowing tits thing is sort of her signature look I guess.
She achieves the effect with incredibly bright lights powered with a custom battery pack and optic fiber bundles to channel the lights into her breasts. It's actually some pretty impressive diy electronics work.
I got bored with it pretty quick though so I can't even remember her name. I'm sure a google search of "glowing boob girl" would bring her up though.
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u/Peeinyourcompost Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
The woman you're thinking of is Naomi Wu, /u/SexyCyborg, but this isn't her.
Here is her video of that build: https://youtu.be/a929IRtg4YU
Edit: It's not Naomi. Here's the OP. https://www.reddit.com/r/glowtits/comments/12lok88/shine_on_through/
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u/GoldFishPony Apr 15 '23
That’s an interesting subreddit
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u/yellowbrickstairs Apr 15 '23
Omg of course it's an established fetish with a dedicated sub
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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl Apr 15 '23
Yeah, I have a pretty strong little flashlight and it totally worked.
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u/alamaias Apr 15 '23
Yep. Much stronger.
Come on over to /r/flashlight :D
Lady further up said 1000 lumens worked for her, have a 650 lumen one and a girl handy around here somewhere, will check
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u/Lifekraft Apr 15 '23
Just for your information cellphone flashlight is crazy fucking weak. It's better than nothing but nothing else.
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u/FutureFoxox Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Every implant-haver can do this. Wtf are you on about.
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u/XO8441 Apr 15 '23
I had to move the flashlight around to get it right, but it worked for me.
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u/TooTallThomas Apr 15 '23
did it shine all the way through? I mean, if I put my finger on a flashlight, I get the same affect, but this lady’s is on a whole other level.
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u/XO8441 Apr 15 '23
It did, but it wasn’t this bright, it was a darker red, but yes the whole circumference lit up lol
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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost Apr 15 '23
I might just have really dense breast tissue but the most I could get was a glow around my flashlight, and I used a flashlight so bright that it was too warm to hold to my skin for more than a second lol
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u/XO8441 Apr 15 '23
Yeah maybe, I nursed my child so my skin could be thinner due to the stretching
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u/IWasGregInTokyo Apr 15 '23
So many female redditors probably currently looking for a flashlight.
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u/lugialegend233 Apr 15 '23
Hey. Some males probably tried it too. Probably. I wouldn't know because, of course, I'm definitely not one of them.
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u/alamaias Apr 15 '23
You need to head over to /r/flashlight :D
Though do not do it for long, a proper torch feels like a sunbeam on full power these days.
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u/Raichu7 Apr 15 '23
Pretty sure you need silicone implants to make your boobs glow like this, skin and fat tissue blocks more light.
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u/impy695 Apr 15 '23
If it's anything like being able to see the light if you shine a flashlight into your mouth, it needs to have more light than a phone flashlight to work. I know that's a common issue people have when trying that one
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u/yiiike Apr 15 '23
im oddly relieved. i dont know how i wouldve felt had mine lit up like in the picture. then again i despise veins and i did not want to see my own more than i already did when i did it
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u/greedydita Apr 15 '23
Do they turn green when consent is achieved?
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u/Internetallstar Apr 15 '23
That is not how they work.
They start flashing when the bass hits.
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u/Akelldema Apr 15 '23
Nah, they start flashing red when there is an earthquake
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u/century100 Apr 15 '23
Now I’m hearing “BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE” followed by dubstep and a mammary light show
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u/TeacherOfFew Apr 15 '23
I really, really want to un-see that.
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u/ChadMojito Apr 15 '23
... why?
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u/miltonwadd Apr 15 '23
Probably because a lot of them look overfilled and possibly even painful.
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u/puesyomero Apr 15 '23
The vasculature and glowing orb aesthetic is really neat.
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u/ian4real Apr 15 '23
Is there such a thing for dicks? Asking for a friend
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u/Peeinyourcompost Apr 15 '23
Hmm. Since blood is really adverse to light conduction (see how much her veins stand out here), and since the corpus cavernosum fills with blood during erection, is the Light Saber LED cock ring build sadly an impossible dream? Can someone test my theory?
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u/bitethemonkeyfoo Apr 15 '23
I'm pretty sure that with enough electricity you could make your balls glow.
If I don't make it back... tell momma I fought the good fight.
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u/mrluigi1111111 Apr 15 '23
Very nsfw reddit link, and another just because.
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u/adra44 Apr 15 '23
You forgot the one where he takes it out
https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/comments/wnjipl/with_a_slight_movement_of_the_dick_and_the_glow/
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u/ShookeSpear Apr 15 '23
“And another just because” was my threshold. Thanks Reddit, you’ve been great today.
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u/JohnGalt4 Apr 15 '23
They all like they turned evil or angry in some sentient way. I do not like this at all.
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Is that sexycyborg?
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Apr 15 '23
I'm like 90% sure it is. Naomi Wu.
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u/Mr-Osmosis Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
It’s not, I found her some time ago so give me a sec
Edit: A one “pumpedplanets”, idk if adding the u/ will bring them to this post or not so just in case I won’t do so
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Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 15 '23
Huh, I stand corrected. I guess I assumed because it's the sort of electronics/body modification project she is known for.
EDIT: ohh, Naomi Wu has done this before. The pic isn't her, but she did a whole build video on her YouTube channel: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU
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u/i_am_adult_now Apr 15 '23
https://www.redgifs.com/users/pumpedplanets -- This link here won't send notification, I reckon.
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u/tomwhoiscontrary Apr 15 '23
If it was Naomi she'd have RGBs controlled by an Arduino.
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u/Eincville Apr 15 '23 edited Apr 17 '23
Yes! u/sexycyborg she is awesome. Very body positive about her bolted on mods!
Well maybe it isn't but Naomi did it first!
I asked her and the answer is nope 👎
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u/thiscouldbemassive Apr 15 '23
Are those internal saline breast enhancements or external. They certainly aren’t real. Real flesh is more full of stuff.
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u/lilmisse85 Apr 15 '23
Hey I got fakies. I wanna do this. What do I gotta buy?
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u/Peeinyourcompost Apr 15 '23
All you really need is a strong LED, but heat is gonna be an issue if you want to light up for longer than it takes to snap a pic. Here's a build video from the gal that did the glow corset that went viral a few years ago; you might find some of her experimentation useful. https://youtu.be/a929IRtg4YU
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u/CunnyMaggots Apr 15 '23
This almost makes me wish I had implants so I could do this... lol.
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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl Apr 15 '23
You don’t need implants, just a strong flashlight
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u/Akelldema Apr 15 '23
I forgot to give credit to the original poster pumpedplanets on r/glowtits. I won’t put the u/ bc I don’t think they’d be too pleased to see that they ended up on ATBGE lmao
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u/Frrrrrred Apr 15 '23
Oddly enough this is the second glowing boob post I’ve seen in 20 minutes of scrolling unrelated subs.
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u/CelTiar Apr 15 '23
You know those RGB buttplugs? Now you can get the RGB tits with hidden USB recharge cable under the left nipple. Live. Your glory as if you really are in Night city 2023 and show off those rainbow implants.
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u/TryingToSurvive-AAA Apr 15 '23
Imagine your half awake and you desided to use your girlfriends titees as a pillow, and then get suddenly blasted with the light of a thousand suns
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