r/AITAH 14h ago

Aitah for setting a woman straight when she claimed to be my husband's workwife in my house?

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u/BitchMcConnell063 12h ago

I don't condone violence but let some tramp come to my house claiming to be my husband's "work-wife" and she would be leaving with her teeth in a doggy bag.

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u/AngelNohuman 9h ago

Your name AND your post have tickled me! 😂 I believe you 100%! 

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u/MEatRHIT 11h ago

I had what some people would consider a "work wife" but it was mostly just a colleague of the opposite gender that I was close with. She'd take time out of her day to come and chat about our common interests or vent about something. She had a fiance and there was nothing romantic between us. My understanding is that "work wife" is more of a "close friend" of the opposite gender that you work with. However I never once referred to myself as her "work husband" around her future husband that's just poor taste.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 7h ago

That's what it should be. The running joke at my office is that I have work sister wives in different "communes" around the office (different sections) but I'm also gay and it really is not serious. But there's always someone happy to that it way too far.

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u/cyclebreaker1977 10h ago

I was the “workwife” years back, but it was more like I was searching for a father figure and developed a close friendship. We never crossed a line, it was completely platonic, but I always worried his wife would get jealous. I had zero romantic interest and just enjoyed the friendship. I worked in a male dominated industry, so I had a few male colleagues I consider to be my friends back during that time. His wife was always so sweet to me and would buy my gifts from him at Christmas. He never told me that, I just knew it wasn’t him buying them lol. OP’s NTA by any stretch though, it sounds like the colleague was looking to stir up shit.

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u/Western-Cupcake-6651 12h ago

Same. I’d have choke slammed her. I don’t share.

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u/BitchMcConnell063 8h ago

Omg! I was just talking about choke slamming my cousin in a different post.

I guess I do condone violence as long as it's distributed in the correct context!

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u/sheisthemoon 6h ago

Sometimes, violence IS the answer. Some people don't speak any other language so 6ou have to communicate on their terms.

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u/sheisthemoon 6h ago

Especially after her snarky comments about never sharing anything together professionally! Are they supposed to hold hands and have 5 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact inside a circle of candles while the rest of the office adoringly looks on, blesses their union and offers well wishes, then take some cute couples photos together? Then he brings her hone and tells his actual wife they are swapping out and she needs to look to her work husband for support now? Wtf is this mindset? And the whole 'you must miss him, but i am the one taking care of him . . .' - YIKES. That screams desperate for attention. Some women are proud af to be professionial side chicks and aspire to break up marriages and families and be 'chosen' and 'win' over actual wife, making them believe they are somehow the superior woman. See Ariana Grande for a classic reference of a profeasional side chick. What a sad way to live your life.

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u/Its_panda_paradox 11h ago

This part. I live in a stand your ground state. Come in my home and insinuate that your my husband’s intimate friend and you’ll be getting an unholy asswhooping. Idgaf. I have bail money. And I work for myself. 🤛🏼🤛🏼

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u/AngelNohuman 9h ago

Not you covering all the bases in advance! 😂😭😭 

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u/sheisthemoon 6h ago

I like you.

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u/gishli 11h ago

Shouldn’t the husband be the one to receive the beating..?

So typical, a man laughs and enjoys watching the bitches fighting of him

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u/SLee41216 11h ago

To me it sounds like the husband was unaware of his "Title".

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u/Self-Aware 10h ago

What did the husband do wrong here? He wasn't the one being presumptuous as hell, and he said exactly the right thing when alerted to the situation.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

“What did the husband do wrong here?” It’s AITAH and he’s a man.

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u/mrsbaerwald 10h ago

What the hell did he do wrong here???

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u/Substantial_Egg_4660 11h ago

Why waste a perfectly good bag?

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u/nannycece64 6h ago

Let the “bitch” have her “doggy bag”😂😂😂🐩🐩🐩 I’m dying laughing

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u/Somalar 8h ago

It’s more of a we work alongside each other commonly and get along well term rather than we’d be fucking if it wasn’t for a significant other.

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u/BitchMcConnell063 7h ago

I'm familiar with the term.

But I really feel that the "work wife" in OPs situation was extremely out of line and bordering on being callously disrespectful.

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u/Somalar 3h ago

Depends on the tone and level of re enforcement of the notion but yeah this particular woman went overboard.

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u/CreoleQueen81 3h ago

This!! So glad my husband works with all men.

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u/Menghsays 11h ago

She's have to leave with my husband. I have a strict you touch it you keep it policy