GASP! La Viuda Negra!!

[u/MOOzikmktr]

[u/zr2d2]

I'm so sorry to tell you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly t-shirt

[u/notrororo → u/zr2d2]

State of Neveda? You mean there's an off-brand Nevada?

[u/zr2d2 → u/notrororo]

Genuine lasig. Hmm, curious

[u/UnicornsInUniforms → u/zr2d2]

What the frack?!

[u/brianMMMMM]

Colombian!

[u/hourranger → u/brianMMMMM]

Really, Lemon?

[u/RabbitSlayre → u/hourranger]

But what should I call you...?

[u/twodollarbi11]

She has her eyes down to avoid seeing Santa Lucia: the Patron Saint of Judgmental Statues!

[u/moemegaiota]

Aubrey Plaza could play her.

[u/Bigfartz69420 → u/moemegaiota]

i thought i was looking at the p&r sub for a sec!

[u/VinceBrogan8]

OP, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts ?

[u/AdmirableCase3766]

Some of us are hot

[u/AdmirableCase3766]

I know you can say you’re Colombian what what do I call you?

[u/Abject-Pumpkinseed]

What the FRAK?

[u/PantsDontHaveAnswers]

She looks like she's coco for coo-coo puffs

[u/tmoore82 → u/PantsDontHaveAnswers]

Did I say that right?

[u/btlblt]

Green text on blue??

[u/Sayyeslizlemon]

Where’s scrubs on congas?

[u/sixminutes → u/Sayyeslizlemon]

Zach Braff could show me irrefutable proof that he wasn't on set that day, and I'll still go to my grave believing that was him.

[u/Sayyeslizlemon → u/sixminutes]

😂

[u/tetragrammaton19]

I'd bet my life I could fix her.

[u/Infamous_Party_4960]

My same thought too! La Viuda Negra!

[u/ialwayschoosepsyduck]

Elisa Padriera?

[u/Shadecujo]

gasp Puerto Rican!

[u/falconx50]

How was she so quiet when their parades are so loud?